Yep, because deep down they understand that their lives won’t change much. They’ll still be wasting away in the same nowhere town with the same shitty life.

If the ‘Whaboom Guy’ made it through, its not exactly a tight net.

also ‘Opioid Anxiety’.

I would have liked for Nugent to say any of that shit to Obama’s face. He’d most likely just cower and shit his pants (especially if Biden got a hold of him).

Yeah its a wrap. All the other guys can practically go home. They were a couple more minutes away from deciding on baby names.

Maybe he’s not himself when he’s hungry.....

My first thought was: ‘They’re making another Insidious movie?’

He’s one triggering event away from going full Ben Horne in Twin Peaks (why yes I’ve been marathoning the first 2 seasons) and staging a fever dream refighting of the Civil War.

She needs to try something like getting down with GED.

Dana Carvey had it right. Although now its only down to a moment of infamy on the internet.

Some of us are also the Phaedras (as we look on at the Kenyas)-

I’ve seen that look Netanyahu gave Trump before....

Thoughts and Prayers work people!

He’s about as much of a Billionaire as Trevor Slattery was a terrorist leader in Iron Man 3.

My wife and I are practically the two old men muppets at this stage. We hate in harmony. ;)

It reminds me of Making a Murderer when by episode 5 I had practically forgotten the ‘villains’ from episode 1 (sketch guy, female cop who cooerced the victim, etc.). I need a AVClub recap each day to keep these characters straight.

Would totally watch ‘Breakfast (Lunch & Dinner) at Tiffany’s’ on E!

I remember watching Scandal a couple of years ago with my wife and remarking that I’m glad I don’t live in that universe.