You sweet summer child...

Unless you are allergic to citrus...

She plays games, right? Because she seems to meet the one criterion you’ve listed.

By skimming down and clicking “I Agree” on anything.

Most companies make donations to look nice. So do people. There’s a reason that hospitals have sections named stuff like “The Martha B. Veeblefitz Center for Taint Care”. Almost everyone who donates money wants credit for it. Yes, they could have donated more, but they could have donated a lot less.

Little to no skill? Obviously you’ve never seen Drew Carey or Alfonso Ribeiro on the show. It isn’t just the talentless that want to relive the glory days of popularity.

I think it only works in large showers with handgrips.

Mine will actually go into the bathroom at night (we need to leave the door open, for some reason the thermostat was placed there), nudge the door partially closed, and shit right behind the door. So as soon as I open the door all the way in the morning, smeared dog shit. Mine seems to be pretty clever, but only wants…

My family inherited a Bichon Frise after my wife’s parents passed away, and I can say without a doubt that any of those dogs would be better. Their temperament is supposed to be playful, affectionate and cheerful. Ours is a surly motherfucker who nips at heels, shits in 5 random places in the house every night and…

So go get high on the pipe, kids!

Did they at least give him an Adamantium skeleton?

African or European swallows?

Goddamn. 2 fucking comments (including “Pending”) before this one. No wonder Trump knows that nobody gives a shit about fellow American citizens. Maria struck Puerto Rico on September 20. Almost 5 months, and the only comments are about Don throwing paper towels. American citizens still fucking lack electricity. This…

LOL Dang...

Unforgiven is one of the best westerns ever. Clint knows how to make an amazing movie, but everything I’ve seen on this one seems spotty.

“You CAN NOT CONTROL SOMEONE’S FEELINGS!”

Just make a burner account.

Preach! To me, the “git gud” crowd always makes me think of an amusement park operator telling a group of short children to “git tall” before they can enjoy a ride. Sure given enough time, most can, but some will always come up short, and it implies that those that cannot do it are entirely at fault.

You do see his new shield. It’s at 0:14. It’s the extendable thing from his hand.

Trump stopped watching last year when the Pats were losing. He literally could not root for a losing team for 4 hours, even with friendships and endorsements from the owner, coach and star QB.