You always have the Puppy Bowl.

What the fuck does that have to do with this?

Truth be told, I’d rather have a golden toilet than a Rothko.

I want sharks with lasers on their heads!

I went to my butcher and told him, “I’d like 2 pork uteruses.” and he says, “Boy, so would I!”

Me:”Oh, my God, look, his head went right by the gap between the train and platform. Oh, thank goodness, he got up... HAHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK!!!”

I’m autistic, too, friend. It doesn’t have to be a death sentence and it definitely isn’t bad. We’re inventors and creators of great things. Hell, “thinking outside the box” is our basic mindset.

Don’t be. You’re a unique individual, with your own unique abilities, skills, talents, wants, needs and desires. There are always things that everyone can beat themselves up over, but flaws don’t necessarily make you bad. If anything, it’s usually our flaws that are our greatest strengths. As long as you don’t harm…

“Safe, while addictive... “

Have you ever seen the Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons? That is a completely accurate representation. I used to hang out at a comic book store in the early 90s, and you can’t even imagine the stupid, trivial debates that devolved into frothing at the mouth screaming matches. This has been going on for a lot longer than…

You also get another outfit (Shamen armor) for beating the elephants.

I was hoping the Saints wouldn’t come back out so Keenum could run it in for a two point conversion.

It isn’t just the dollar signs, it’s the belief that “my God can beat your God”. Trump was against Muslims coming in, but wanted to protect Christians from Muslim countries. Strictly because his cult wants it. Yet I’m absolutely sure that Trump cannot quote a single passage from the Bible.

God wants you to be rich! That’s why the Bible talks about the poor so much! Send me a thousand dollars!

I love how when she said “Isaiah 10:2", that asshole’s demeanor changed right quick.

I’m getting motion sickness from the spin here.

Really, Deadspin? It’s 2 am, and nothing about how the Patriots ripped the very soul out of Tennessee? After that kind of loss Nashville should take a deep, long look at itself, and admit it’s not a goddamn Cupcake ATM, it’s a fucking vending machine!

The North remembers...

Fuck off. 💩

I would possibly agree with your assessment, but why would the friends freeze her out? Unless it’s a Yoko Ono situation where he always needs to be around her even when she’s out with her friends, there’s never a good reason to freeze out a friend in a new relationship. If anything, that would be when a friend is most…