Stop it!!! My heart, my heart, it’s just too much... Revive me on the 27th...

Joke’s on you, now you wasted 3 minutes explaining how you wasted one minute.

He could have been a Browns fan.

Perhaps the Packers were a common thread that he used to bond with friends and family. I can still remember watching the Patriots with my dad when I was young, back when any win was a minor miracle.

My opinion (and forgive me if you’re from NY) is that you should subscribe to your local paper. As the saying goes, “All politics are local.” Write letters to the editor. Let people in your area know they’re not alone in thinking that this is not normal.

My one big gripe about the media calling out Trump’s bullshit is that they aren’t using the word “lies”. “Things that aren’t true”, “mistruths”, “stretching the truth”. Everything is a derivation of “truth”, to soften the blow. Even when they want to sound tough, they use “falsehood”. This is absolutely not the time…

“FOX on the other hand provides mostly fair, and more complete coverage of the Administration and their ratings have never been better.”

I’d love to see all the sexes switched, including Conway played by a man. Maybe Jon Hamm?

Honestly, Trump’s so self absorbed that he’d instantly...I don’t know if ignore is the right word. Maybe rule it out. But if he sees Rosie every time he looks at Bannon, I honestly think he’d start to look at Bannon differently. Without Bannon, Trump is just a rudderless ship. This is really the Bannon presidency.

I’m pretty liberal, and I sure as hell didn’t want him dead. I want him to live long enough to see everything he worked for come crumbling down around him. I wanted him to make a new friend, and only find out 3 months later that he’s in an interracial marriage. To actually have to look his own racism in the eye while…

I use the “Big Strong Man” method. I’m a big strong man, so most jars pop right open, but occasionally I’ll face a pickle or olive jar that I grunt, strain, use an elastic on and get nowhere. Then my wife gives it a twist, and it pops right off. I just say, “I loosened it for you, no need to thank me.” Loosening jars…

Don’t give up, don’t give in, and don’t ever accept what’s happening as normal. It’s going to be a long 4 years under Mike Pence when Trump gets impeached in May, so don’t let your guard down when it happens. Pence has already said he didn’t know anything about Flynn talking to Russian operatives, so this is the…

I have a heart condition that could potentially kill me at any time. I feel like Catch-22's Dunbar, on the other end of the spectrum. Hyper-awaredness makes my life seem longer. Thanks, Trump!

Before I looked it up, it seemed like the name of a site Steve Bannon set up for LULZ.

Just looked it up. That REALLY sounds like something completely different.

“As an aside, your comment about Obama is a perfect illustration of why BlackAgendaReport.com...”

My parents volunteer at a children’s hospital, and this shit happens all the time. Grown men will go spend time with their sick children, then grab the gaming system and walk right out. It got to the point where they had to put it in a locked cabinet, so if a kid wants to change games, they have to get a volunteer to…

In fairness, Americans are far more likely to be killed by falling down stairs than they are by terrorists in the average year. We should build a ramp, and make stairs pay for it!

As a Pats fan, I have to say, you’re not wrong. I know a couple die-hard Pats fans that quit watching at halftime. They only came back in the 4th quarter when they saw the score getting closer on their phone notices. The way I look at it, I saw them win a lot, so I couldn’t complain if they lost. I was just hoping…

2 things: Bannon must know about any ties Trump has to Russia, and Trump knows he can’t really do the job and that he need someone who can do it (albeit evilly).