We all do...

All of Atlanta has to be smoldering with anger.

5 Our Fathers and 7 Hail Marys.

Probably. He does get around. His name’s Paul Horner, a 38-year-old from Arizona. Dude definitely needs a good dick punch.

Daaaaaammmmmnnnn.... That 10 bucks will come in handy when I have to pay to send my kids to school! Thank you for the response, that is some crazy money they’re putting down for this. Pretty scary stuff...

Your comment + screen name synergy = Perfection. +1

There was a Vice News in mid December (can’t remember when, exactly) that actually tracked down the source of the “paid protester” rumor. It was just some asshole on Twitter who admitted that they made it up to drive up paid clicks. He then laughed at all the people who believed it, calling them stupid for believing…

I’m for Trial by Combat.

Polishing all the medals Trump plans to give Bannon.

I’d like to add Trumpster Fire to the list.

Regarding your opening, as a father of three, I can honestly say that no, babies are not great. Babies are soul sucking leaches that seek to destroy any hope of sleep or maintaining an erection more than 30 seconds past the point your wife or you moan while making love.

I’d say Don King, but Trump’s saving him to be the next press secretary.

Honeysuckle Lenin, huh? I prefer Cheeto Benito, but to each their own...

You don’t watch The Walking Dead, do you?

Wait, why would Trump be cool with someone from Germany trying to vote, but not someone from a Latin American country? There has to be some reason. If only we could figure it out...

Fuckfinity

A twofer. Nuclear bombs set off Yosemite mega-volcano, all life perishes. We never find out how GoT ends.

The last executive that I gave a shit about after they brought up DNA was John Hammond.

As much as it pisses me off, I know Carson probably is the best candidate that Trump would be willing to nominate. If they shoot down Carson, the Trumpster Fire would pick someone else who would actively try to dismantle the whole thing while still dumping money into Trump businesses.

Samer’s ungreyed...