***Trump listens to 3 Doors Down, leans over to Ivanka***

+1 Beethoven sonata

If human life begins at conception, why is he OK for waiting until it has a heartbeat?

Latrine-o Royale, Goldshower, and of course, From Russia with Love

And now Comey has to deal with Trump, who’s determined to undermine intelligence agencies in order to try to cover his own ass. Hillary would have never made a move on anything during her entire administration without getting feedback from any adviser applicable. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

The biggest irony: If there is a nuclear war, what would be the most likely targets? The blue states with their major cities, or the sparsely populated rural areas that voted Trump?

Whatever Pence does can be changed back. Thermonuclear war tends to have more far-reaching effects.

“ I’m so luxurious, even my showers are golden!”

“ I’m so luxurious, even my showers are golden!”

Being controlled by a foreign government when running for a public office might be treason, and is definitely impeachable. There’s a reason Mike Pence walks around looking like he won the lottery. He knows he just has to wait for the Presidency to be handed to him.

“I’m so luxurious, even my showers are golden!”

My dog only understands words that are food for him, so he just hears “Blah, blah blah blah Cheese blah. Blah blah beefcake, blah blah blah blah cat shit...”

I’m from the “Dirty Lew” (seriously, that’s our unofficial nickname) and know a few guys who were at the fight. They say he was yelling at Liston to get up.

Every time I hear about the wall, I think about this...

Happy to see I’m not the only one drunk. Even ignoring the obvious, she could barely move. Having to go down 3 steps? “Just walk me down!” Having to do a dip? “Just flip me...”

Happy to see I’m not the only one drunk. Even ignoring the obvious, she could barely move. Having to go down 3 steps? “Just walk me down!” Having to do a dip? “Just flip me...”

That song always made me think of suicide jumpers.

Were the other ones Snowball and Snowball 2? Any love for Moe?

Hypothetical question: if you found out that your car consumed 1/3 the gas after you pressed the second, then fourth, then first buttons on your radio, would you do it? Is that cheating?

I know... and Wham!’s Make It Big, that’s the album that they really earned the exclamation mark.