You must have been destroyed when you found out about Milli Vanilli.

It’s a pain in the butt, I agree. There are some really great commenters who are ungreyed, but I think about 50% of them just post on every freaking article 5 minutes after it’s been put up, therefore get the most views/stars. Some of us have other stuff to do!

Ok, Harry! Nice talking to you! (Slams door, closes blinds)

I couldn’t tell you my neighbor’s name either.

Technically, the Post is publishing it, so they’re the ones going to get sued. That makes it ok, I guess?

They can’t find a couple people to update the news on the weekends? This isn’t just somebody’s blog.

Don’t worry. If Trump becomes president, there’s a 50/50 chance this country and all others will be burned to the ground in a nuclear hellstorm. Good luck, cockroaches, hope you do a better job!

POTUS is the one who nominates candidates for SCOTUS. That’s where the real power is, and he’s already said he’ll nominate someone who will try to overturn Roe v Wade. We’ll see a lot of the young voters who stay home on election day because “Hillary doesn’t excite me” change their tune too late, and it’ll be that way…

“Announcing the new MacArthur Pretty Good Grants...”

Still better looking than the Color Rush jerseys..;

I’ve heard “huckster” about white people plenty of times. Maybe you’re thinking about “uppidy”?

Since it was an anecdote about Micheal Jackson, King probably figured that all minor infractions would be forgiven.

Just what I thought when I saw it. It takes a lot of practice to ignore your natural instinct to catch yourself.

Blue curtains matter.

Lochte must have been shocked. Just look at that big, stupid look on his face...

Simpsons did it!

The Laker Girls?

Yeah, those assholes exercising their constitutional rights that the original patriots fought for! Everyone knows that rights are meant to never be used!

“Sun’s rays don’t melt lady bones!"

They should sympathize. Those tin foil hats get pretty hot.