I live in Maine. Beautiful state, great people. The only time I ever hear about my state is when the governor falls juuuuust short of saying “N—-er” during an interview and then drunk dials a political rival only to issue an “apology” the next day that amounts to “I’m sorry... that he’s such an asshole. But I…

Unless they didn’t have a gaming PC.

Mexican announcers think “I’m so lucky to have a job calling football games.”

I literally sprayed milk out my nose while reading this. Well done!

After the invasion of Iraq, he must have thought “No Blood for Oil” was a new boy band, what with all the people in the streets chanting for them.

Is that Thomas Haden Church as the raider?

Now say something like this happens, but it hits with such ferocity that it’s questionable whether the pitcher could survive it. Every one of his teammates rushes to his side... Can the batter then make an in the park home run?

You’d think they’d appreciate a black man kneeling.

Viral marketing at it’s finest.

I hope he didn’t write his own wedding vows...

Quick, while he’s gone, build the wall!

That’s cool....

2. [Asked how he could justify claiming Trump would be the healthiest individual ever elected]:“I like that sentence to be quite honest with you and all the rest of them are either sick or dead.”

He was aiming for the garage next to the stadium.

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I’m from his original hometown, and he can suck a goat’s nuts.

I feel it’s again important to point out the majority of us didn’t vote for him, and hate his guts.

Martin Sheen after a 2 month cheesecake binge.

It’ snot hard to imagine...

My biggest issue with this is there’s no way for people without steady internet (or without internet at all) to get them. I always wonder why some company like Gamestop doesn’t allow you to bring in a USB or even your system to update for a price.