They had me at “pooping valuable resources".

No. This show is damn near perfect, don’t try to ruin it over pedantic arguments about light films. They’re kids, and kids do stupid shit to their bikes because they like the look. The same can be said for adults with their cars and trucks. Why am I blinded every day on my way home from work during the winter by the…

Emotionally or physically?

C’mon, it’s not like Mississippi, where spelling it out loud is more fun than the entire state.

The fact you still have it installed answers your own question.

Johnson is against public education, and Trump is against facts. Get a room you two! Specifically one where you can repeatedly bang your heads together and giggle at the dull, hollow thud that it produces.

And if you lived in one of those countries, you’d be totally fine with Niantic making sure the American game is perfect before getting it at all, right?

Hillary has the same problem as me. She has a perfectly normal speaking voice, but when she has to shout, her voice turns grating. I’m a guy, it happens to me too, so it’s not sexist to say it’s there. Likely sexist to think everything she says is grating, but she definitely has something when she shouts. I think…

I was driving behind some guy who wrecked his car Friday while holding his phone towards the passenger side and going about 15 past a Pokestop. He hit one of those 90° curbs, blew his tire, crushed his rim and sent his hubcap flying. Then he sideswiped a telephone pole. Can’t even imagine how much this free game is…

I was driving right behind a guy who wrecked his car a couple days ago while trying to clean out a Pokestop. So it could be worse.

My son went to a regional hockey game where an 11 year old girl sitting next to him got a nice shiner from a deflected shot that went up over the walls. She at least got a signed puck and a hat as a “Please don’t have your parents sue us” gesture. Every system has it’s flaws.

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Good news, Trump! Tom can put off his training for a while, so just pencil him in to introduce you at the convention! Just be sure to tell him you did it by Sunday.

It was just a long demonstration that internet bloggers should never talk.

So yours is narrow enough to hit the keys without hitting the adjacent ones?

They call them Old Fashioned for a reason.

The thing that shocks me the most about this is that TLC is still a thing. Aren’t they just T_C now? Did they have to find a singer/rapper with an L initialled nickname, or did they just give them one when they signed them?

I’m saving myself for Cerys. (C’mon CDPR, just one more DLC, that’s all I ask!)

Now that you spelled it out, I’d say it really would be a vas deferens.

I thought he’d be on a never ending search for larger and larger hats.