At least it’s not a 944.

Savage af.

Take your keys when you exit the vehicle, people.

Yes, reporting his actual words is so unfair.

No, we didn’t.

Bernie Madoff is their new CFO?

Rish.

In the frunk, rolled up in a rug.

Dodge Grand Caravan.

What in the fuck is wrong with someone who would marry Lance Armstrong.

“This makes a pretty good argument for regulating this sort of thing at the federal and maybe even international level.”

These are the same meetings he was caught not telling the truth about previously.

Visiting DC isn’t ironic under any circumstance.

They only commenter to make a big effort to “share” the names of trolls turned out to be be a bit of a rape fantasy troll himself.

And then chased them down to apologize to them. They didn’t feel the need to murder him, apparently.

Right... He saw them from 200 yards away at dusk when they were wearing ghillie suits.

Detectorists is amazing.

Who were wearing ghillie suits and completely invisible to him.

To trigger snowflakes like you.

He was probably shooting at a rabbit or a coyote.