Them’s some big titties.

The Calloway trash does not make this a shooting brake.

All I know is that drooling was involved.

All I know is that drooling was involved.

Chappie was awful.

Jesus Christ. That wasn’t shade.

Has anyone mentioned that this is a stupid idea?

He had stress fractures in both legs which is a very common basic training injury. That usually washes you out of the program through no fault of your own.

Tiger likes ‘em skanky. Applebee’s would be a big step up.

I’m pretty sure what eviscerated him was banging trashy hos when he had the world’s hottest blonde at home.

I like the cut of your jib, young man.

There are a million worse things.

That’s a great read, thankz.

They’re cars. Sell them and shut up.

It has mirrors on the fenders! Where’s my checkbook!?!

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any other white man in history.

“Porsh”.

I found the snowflake who was triggered, everyone.

There are stingerless bees. They’re terrible pollinators.

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