Them’s some big titties.

The Calloway trash does not make this a shooting brake.

All I know is that drooling was involved.

All I know is that drooling was involved.

Chappie was awful.

Jesus Christ. That wasn’t shade.

Has anyone mentioned that this is a stupid idea?

He had stress fractures in both legs which is a very common basic training injury. That usually washes you out of the program through no fault of your own.

Tiger likes ‘em skanky. Applebee’s would be a big step up.

I’m pretty sure what eviscerated him was banging trashy hos when he had the world’s hottest blonde at home.

I like the cut of your jib, young man.

There are a million worse things.

That’s a great read, thankz.

They’re cars. Sell them and shut up.

It has mirrors on the fenders! Where’s my checkbook!?!

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any other white man in history.

“Porsh”.

If you watch the video, while he’s doing his first walk around, the woman asks if it comes with the umbrella and the fellow showing the car answers in the affirmative.

Goddamn.

No.