You know why all your vehicles break down at once? Because you bought pieces of shit and never fixed them in the first place. Grow up and get a reliable, boring DD that doesn’t shit the bed every time you think about driving 300 miles. Then, fix The POS Jeeps you’ve got rotting in your landlord’s backyard.

Those don’t work so well in the Pacific Ocean.

I would think that your decision making skills would be scarier than any stretch of road at that point.

I ache just watching that.

“cuts won’t impact day-to-day work”

That’s genius.

“couple hundred extra bucks a month”

And yet, you keeping paying what they ask. I don’t think it’s Bizzard with the issue.

Damn, son, that Francis is a cold-ass gift giver. That one hurt clear over here.

You’re cute.

That is a lovely color.

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You’re voting CP and saying it’s priced 7k too high, but you don’t understand the CP vote.

I have the same model, four years old. It starts on the first or second pull every time. Honda small engines are the best.

There are words missing both from your copy and from quotes within your article.

That’s pretty gay, dude.

Those reasons all suck as well.

“Sure, many of these cars were junk, but they were dirtcheap.”

Yup, just like the army. Wash your head before you eash your ass.

I thought this trashy racist was done years ago. “Thanks” for helping to keep her marketable.