They wouldn’t be buying anything but some overpriced real estate in Nevada.

Ceramic shows up just fine on x-ray.

Ceramic shows up just fine on x-ray.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I hope you get a case of jock itch that’s super-difficult to cure.

The young brother there is high af.

My young brother there was high af.

He should be wrenching on next year’s shitheap now.

Who’s the castrato singing with her?

You need to try a nice slice of real cheddar sometime. It’s a billion times better.

I’d be happy with an article about how he got it running decently while being moderately safe for the people he shares the road with.

With a couple filler articles about pissing off his neighbors and destroying his landlord’s property.

You’re asking David Tracy that question.

You’re late: http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/1795439487

Serves you right.

Twin Peaks should have ended after the first season.

Carl Marx sold books, too.

“Are we okay with the idea that service can be refused based on if a person supports “X” or is a part of a non-protected group?”

You’re wrong.

Do you know why we hear about incidents like this? It’s because they are incredibly rare.

The Last Policeman.

If you’re going to kill your spouse, dig the hole first.