That’s about four months of healing and PT. Six months until you’re back to “normal”.

Broken pelvis is no joke. Here’s hoping for a speedy recovery .

Let go of those pearls, Gramma.

Fewer and fewer people are opting for a funeral procession with a traditional hearse.

Most bodies are transported in the back of an SUV these days. And not just in Texas.

Susan G. Komen is one of her sponsors. Calm your tits.

I’ll stick with Doug “I don’t talk about my boner” DeMuro’s review, thanks.

I’m looking at an ‘84 SR5 4x4 in the morning. ;(

If it’s properly frozen, it will peal if you don’t hit it too hard.

It’s a spray tan.

I wonder if they have Russian hookers on call to pee on the mattress?

I think the difference is the felony.

Why didn’t they just buy plane tickets?

He’s flying in one of the most sophisticated communication systems ever devised by man. He can tweet all he wants.

Coors Light is horse piss, but I’d wreck Lil’ Miss Trailer Park there.

Conversation?

Plus they’re hoping for a payday.

Yeah, messing with the priests’ money flow will still get you lynched.

The Krays, probably.

I want this truck.