What if dad was a zombie!?!

Ha!

No.

Protip is old gamer slang meaning “advice from a professional”.

Protip is old gamer slang meaning “advice from a professional”.

They’re already dead. Plus, the cremains sent into orbit is only a tiny fraction of the total.

Do you spend every cent not required to keep yourself alive feeding the homeless?

Your point being?

Your point being?

Protip: remove all four valve caps and put them in your pocket before you put your money in the compressor.

Protip: remove all four valve caps and put them in your pocket before you put your money in the compressor.

You’ve spent a non-negligible amount of time thinking about my meaty cock today, son.

Confederate States of America.

“and that we can’t get decent models at an affordable price anymore.”

If you go by deaths per mile driven, holidays are generally far safer than non-holidays. The Fourth of July is the safest driving day of the year.

rofl

lol

So racists don’t have to type so much.

This isn’t satire or joking, it’s just sloppy writing. I know I shouldn’t expect more from someone who grinds plastic into a washing machine, but I do.

Does anyone still care about whose dick Harry Styles is sucking?

This would have been cool if he completed the roll and kept driving. As it is... meh.

Oh, look, Japan has hoarders.

Your analogy needs a little work.