Not if Waymo has a financial interest in Lyft’s success.

The lawsuits by investors in two years will be delicious.

That’s a really nice way to say “suck it”.

“If you can relax your mind enough to enjoy the film...”

“His eyes were removed and put on his forehead”

I understand the technique. Using it in any case other than teaching how to use the clutch properly, which she claims to do all the time, is fucking stupid.

Really.

It’s only pedantic when you’re correct. Otherwise, it’s just stupid.

Wrong spot.

Does she understand your random capitalization?

Yeah, I facepalmed the purposeful destruction of the clutch.

Nebraska.

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I don’t suppose it occurred to anyone to get a spare key made?

My mom was 82 and had never touched a computer when I got the bright idea that voice recognition would help ease her into the experience. I was... wrong.

My mom was 82 and had never touched a computer when I got the bright idea that voice recognition would help ease her…

Porsh.

D list?

Satan.

Of course it was the fault of the guy in front of him.