Florida is sort of shy on tunnels.

He gets banned all the time and just creates another burner.

You need to get your super-hot Canadian girlfriend to give you a blowjob so you can calm the fuck down.

Goddamn, why is it that only white people get to be assholes in your universe?

Goddamn.

Unfortunately, there’s no such thing as a “legal weed biz” in the United States which I’m afraid a lot of people are soon going to find out the hard way.

You’re precious.

This would have made sense if Trump had won the popular vote.

“Anyways, who the fuck am I to critique?”

Put a nut on that bolt before you stsrt banging on it with a damn hammer.

Hawt taek.

I daily my 1975 IH 150 that my dad bought new and that I bought from him in 1989.

I’m not a Porsh guy, but I love the Boxster. There’s just no accounting for taste.

Amen.

Don’t forget Ralph Fiennes as Michael Jackson.

You’re mistaking judgmental and sarcastic for condescending.

I’m a black man who was raised Methodist, so I have no idea. Why don’t you just ask your friend?

You sure don’t. You just need the permission of some dude that gives baby boys herpes by biting the tips of their dicks off.

You really don’t need anyone’s permission to fuck.

I’m sending (uncircumcised) dick pics.