“I would have bought it, too, but the aisle at the hardware store was temporarily closed for cleaning when I walked back to pick it up, so I passed on it.”

You must be new here.

Except for crap cans broken down in front of the auto parts store.

This. Our internet sleuths need to calm down.

Not deliberate, but he’s an asshole for putting his foot on the seat.

Anyone who tells you it’s a razor clam is an idiot.

Dude.

For $2k? Sure, why not

Beats driving a clapped out rust bucket with death wobble.

True, but you know I’m right.

Holy shit!

No.

No one misses the Ford Ranger.

You don’t get paid by the click.

Maybe not so much with the slavery jokes. They aren’t that funny to a lot of your readers.

It sounds better than your Yugo, but not by much.

Amen. You don’t know what happened before you got there. Plus, who died and made you the parking lot police?

You just know it tastes like seven kinds of ass. Plus, someone’s hand have been on every square inch of it.

No, I am simply logical.

No Maverick Lane? ;(