That’s a really stupid slogan.

Don’t.

You don’t want that pig, son.

Kermit!!!

Funny guys get laid a lot. Funny guys who are decent looking and who have millions and millions of dollars can get laid stupid, life endangering amounts.

Don’t quit your day job.

That’s because he just made it up. What kid is “balancing between being a social progressive and a right-leaning libertarian”?

The Amazon Echo is NOT a great gift for mom. Trust.

The Amazon Echo is NOT a great gift for mom. Trust.

Who the hell told you that? You most certainly can negotiate the price online.

Dump him. He’s 40k in debt AND he’s banging teenaged prostitutes in Thailand.

She’s beautiful. I’ll light a candle for her tomorrow.

No.

At least you managed to not kick it under the pedals.

Take a look at the “studies” they’re using to sell these stools.

Take a look at the “studies” they’re using to sell these stools.

Isn’t it grand to make money off psuedo-scientific claptrap?

Isn’t it grand to make money off psuedo-scientific claptrap?

No, there won’t, sorry.

No, there won’t, sorry.

No.

It is.

Don’t let the door hit ya’ where the good Lord split ya’.