I’m not going to “#notallamericans” you, mainly because I’ve seen how irrational and muddle-headed most of your comments are. Frankly, I’m not sure why I bothered to respond to you at all. Apologies, my bad.

Masturbate.

“His existence shows how misogynistic, racist and transphobic this country.”

Yes.

We need to have a talk about anatomy.

Yeah, no argument here. I just think it was a dumb question.

Oh, honey, I don’t claim to know the intimate details of your marriage, I just know your hubby whacks off about 3-4 times more often than you think he does. ‘Cuz he’s a man, no matter how many balls he has.

Adrenal depletion isn’t.

Point taken.

This makes no sense.

No.

Honey, I’m a man who lost half of both legs AND a testicle and who gets laid on the reg and I still jerk it to Rachel Ray, et al.

You, of course, informed the buyer that you used non-factory sealant and fasteners, right?

Because it’s boring.

Uh huh.

Ten dollars says your husband regularly masturbates to her spread in Maxim.

Dogs aren’t carnivores. Cats are obligate carnivores but dogs generally eat what humans eat.

Yes.

“But guys, it’s not a project, it’s an OEM swap!”

Antibiotics?