14/f/cali

Nice, a reverse Pinocchio.

Every time you say “scrub”, your penis shrinks a quarter inch.

Hitler loved dogs and romantic walks in the woods. What’s your point?

It’s a chemical toilet. Your desire to cut a hole in the floorpan simply points to your ignorance of that fact.

Yeah, no, not so much.

Then why did both fail?

Yeah, it’s funny how people can have different experiences.

Sorry, I should have explained that the Mercury Zephyr my parents owned was the nadir of automotive transport. Unreliable, underpowered, and ugly.

His vampire movie is one of the funniest things ever.

We just watched Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Very good stuff.

You’ve obviously never used one of those chemical toilets before. Pooping on the side of the road while passing cars light up your bare ass is far more pleasant.

Yes.

What was the MSRP on this model again?

No.

Don’t buy other people’s UGLY project cars.

lol

A lot, actually.

None of your reccomendations have any practical use other than speaking with the airline prior to your trip, which you are required to do. You are simply setting anyone who tries to follow your advice up for failure and frustration.

Only in universes where what you wrote is grammatically correct and coherent.