I have purple heart plates. When I get pulled over I get out of the car so they can see both my legs were amputated above the knee. I then ask them “what the hell do you want?”

Socialist typing detected.

Being poor doesn’t confer moral superiority.

It’s you.

You mean “grain silos”.

I’ll do it for free.

I have an uncle named William William Williams. The Welsh are terrible people.

Tell that to United.

That’s oranges.

No, he simply stated that it was more expensive. You inferred higher trim or more options.

No.

I fell asleep during Passengers since it was boring and awful. My feminist wife who hates sci-fi watched the whole thing and claims to have enjoyed it.

Sunny Jim’s telling a story to make himself feel better about how much he lost by keeping his 991 for eight months.

You’re either leaving out some information or your second example makes no sense. The only difference you mention between the two cars is that one costs $8,000 more. That is not an inducement.

Engines that clean make me wonder what they’re hiding.

I’m a simple man. I see a 300z and I click CP.

Thank you.

Take your fucking hats off, you rube motherfuckers.

lol

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