I thought about that, but this weasel would have milked that for all it’s worth.

Dude.

He was getting the retraction in under the wire so he couldn’t be sued for his lies.

Jesus, I just had a serious flashback to 1988 or so.

I forgot my sarcasm tag.

Prison rape jokes are funneh.

No.

Not necessarily.

“Speeding”.

Porn has dialogue?

Get out of the way.

How?

Drop bears.

He’s a gay Jewish dude.

The fact that you guessed hetero is so cute.

Then don’t.

Yes.

Laying on the horn while you mash the brakes is the preferred method, actually.

Laying on the horn while you mash the brakes is the preferred method, actually.

Sorry, Howard Stern is scum.