You say you have never thought about male beauty standards. But haven’t you noticed that most Asian women have white husbands, while most Asian men really struggle to find a partner?

Is this for real?  Or is it a joke shirt? 

Yeah, maybe that would be a good idea.  I remember having a therapist who disagreed with me about the existence of handsome Asian men.  That was almost ten years ago.  Perhaps I should go to therapy again.  I know that I am now a much stronger person and am much more able to stand up for myself as well as to call…

Childless male teacher here. I was unaware of this trend, but I think that people might do well by being more mindful about how they raise their sons:

If it is your personal style, I say go for it.

Definitely, I would even throw Martin Luther King Jr., and even Michael Jordan in there.

Greg Jeffries had a cup of coffee with the Mets in 1987. In 1988 he had 118 plate appearances, hit pretty well and came in 6th in ROY voting. He maintained rookie eligibility and in 1989 came in 3rd. There is a big difference between coming in 6th and 3rd and winning twice in a row though. But if a guy is just that…

I don’t have a masturbation story about either the subway or socks. If you want I can make one up.   I would rather do the sock one. 

Ok, so you’re about the 15th person to tell me that. Fair enough.

Would you rather read a long post about farting on the subway, or a long post about masturbating into a sock? 

ooh so cute!

I was looking directly at her while she scrambled for escape. I did think it might come across as a psychopath.

She could outlive Charles.  Would it be shocking if she lived another 8 years, to be 101?  No.  Would it be shocking if Charles died in 8 years, at age 78 or 79?  Also no. 

The pope is a bad choice. Sure, people know there is a pope, but 1) how many people can name him, and 2) how many people would recognize him if he was just wearing a suit and tie?

Jose Carreras is undoubtedly the least famous of the three.  I think that he doesn’t get his name out there as much as Domingo and Pavarotti before he died. 

Farting on the subway:

I wonder what percentage of young Chinese people are aware of Mao. 

Is Oprah famous internationally? 

I wonder if any baseball player has ever had political aspirations, identified a potential jurisdiction, and intentionally signed a free agent contract in that area.  Steve Garvey signing with San Diego? 

If someone says, “Man, I hate Fredos,” I would assume he hates inept, envious, conniving people who betray their families. And I would probably agree with him.