Brazil is a badly written airport bookstore thriller.

Thomas Pynchon looked at that name and said “eh, too far.”

I can’t believe that anyone actually read a single word beyond “Vanderlei Luxemburgo”.

Awesome. That’s a great way to get these mouthbreathers to cut the shit.

That Jude Law hairline is coming for him.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire

I could be wrong, but I believe he’s being sarcastic and simply showing how rediculous it is to compare what luck does with steel workers.

I think you may very well be on to something here. The fact that he comes from a relatively wealthy family very likely gave him more perspective than other players who did not. It kind of sounds like he loved football, but he knew that it wasn't the only thing in the world. Good for him. 

What it really tells you is that when you come to football purely for love of the game (i.e., especially if you come from an upbringing of privilege) and make a relatively huge amount of money in your early career, it doesn’t matter how good you might have been or how much more money you probably stood to earn, it’s…

I was in the pool!  I WAS IN THE POOL!!

It'll be mostly guys who don't know whether they're making the roster, and you could probably sell the special teams guys on the prospect of winning more time with the regular units. But yeah, I had the same thought.

Damn. Imagine being one of those players Green Bay declared expendable.

He was a federal informant, not an informant for the Philly police. It’s very likely the officers were not aware that he was a federal informant when they attempted to arrest him. Law enforcement agencies are notorious for being bad at sharing info with each other. Also, it’s likely that the feds had no prior reason…

This could potentially restore a lot of good will in the community.

It doesn’t take a genius to draw out the subtext about race, body type, and marketability in America.

I guess, if you’re completely incapable of analytical thought.

Mind-fucking Sharapova is something I’ve been doing since I was a teenager.

I cant believe they sunk that beautiful ship just to make that dumb movie.

Dog racing isn’t dead, it’s just moved to a farm upstate.

Ugh. The thing is, how many women throw themselves at men, to only be rejected as well?