What is wrong with “actually”?

Right, but I don’t want to look like I am advocating for just leaving your 1 year old at home while you get wasted at the club.

I think Tulsi Gabbard is angling for a VP selection, probably why she didn’t attack Biden.

Is that you Frank Grimes? You’re alive?!

It can be rude to use the word “obviously.”  If you are holding a press conference to walk back your comments, whatever the topic is, it probably isn’t obvious.  If it were, you wouldn’t be having the press conference. 

Yeah, I am wondering about that one.  MY theory:  Hubby was in the club, she was at home babysitting.  She drive to the club with the baby, telling the husband that someone else is watching the baby, which isn’t true.  Someone notices the baby, cops come, she brought the baby to the club and Dad didn’t know, so Mom is…

I don’t watch it, but I can understand the appeal of pretending to the center of the show and being able to choose from the many choices. 

I wonder what would happen if 6 adults went out to a nightclub as a group in three separate cars. They are all related and/or close friends. They have 3 infants, which they keep together in one car.

I suppose I would like it if teams went fully sleeveless just for the novelty of it. But I can’t with a straight face tell MLB players how they should dress most comfortably. Baseball players are creatures of habit, and this might disrupt their routine.

Smelling alcohol on somebody:

“Leave the kid at home.”

“Yeah, I figured it was usually a numbers thing. If you are an Asian woman in this country there are only so many Asian men to go around”

Miami has 2 World Series championships.  Are you saying that they just randomly lucked into those and their championships lack a compelling narrative?  Sure, I can buy that. 

What was the relationship between your folks and the inviters? 

Ha! We were at .500 at the All Star Break, which is kind of a big deal for the Padres. Really fizzled since then. Time to sell, trade Kirby Yates.

I am a Padres fan trying to make sense of this deal. I feel SD could have gotten more.

“Honest”? 

Chic say that Queen ripped off the bass line from “Good Times” for “Another One Bites the Dust.”  I think that John Deacon was inspired by it, but it wasn’t a ripoff, they are sufficiently different. 

Somebody linked to me an article with a list of aftermarket sensors.  They are pretty pricey, the cheapest one was eighty dollars.  I think that new parents just don’t want to pay the money, while also wanting to think it could never happen to them.  If those were standard issue in all cars, a lot of people might balk…

It is possible that a relatively aloof babysitter could forget the kid in a car.