Are any of them worth hugging?

OK, we’ll split the difference and call it a “hipster walk”

Can they not just create a human maintained, white list of sources and only show feed from those sources?

This isn’t even hiking. This is going on a walk.

well the high five part rules out you being gay. Other than that, not much.

That you’re probably just endearingly awkward, but maybe a bit weird. Please never high five a stranger in a professional setting unless it is a child.

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

this is a serious and important article but my wife is from Texas and when she matched the lock and firmness of my handshake on our first date, I knew it was on.

This brings up an interesting point that I’ve always observed. In my purely anecdotal experience working with clients, I always make it a point to shake their hand out of respect, women included. I’d say seven out of ten women I go to shake hands with, have no idea what to do. I’ll reach out my hand and you see this…

“This is all just theory.” — Mike Pence

Why would a gay man hire a trans woman as a sex worker?

I always feel that way about Britney. Like she had more money than god, fame almost destroyed her, and she could live a quiet life with her boys. But I guess there’s really no chance at a normal life once you’ve been super famous.

Where’s Weaver when you need her?

Shouldn’t the Biebs have enough money he can comfortably retire? Or like ... change careers? He doesn’t seem to enjoy his very much.

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

EU has way more spectrum for this.

Are you joking? Trustafarians love thrift shops

Fish designed to be served raw

that’s ‘pro-laaaiffe’ ‘round here you piece o’ librul shit.

Why does this kid garner ANY mention from anyone? What a waste of human flesh. Assuming he is human. He might just be a wind-up toy.