Oh come on, solo non-injury accident?

Hmm, cars spraying their windshields while driving on the freeway are more than an annoyance when I’m on my motorcycle, then. Not only do I get droplets of washer fluid on my leathers, I’m passing through a toxic cloud.

How does that not happen every play with the amount of birds on the field? They need this guy:

Absolutely noticed the difficulty getting a mass of religious units to convert civs late in the game. Got a solid air defense and went full tilt missionary/apostle purchasing the last 100 turns or so, but it was impossible to convert the last two civs.

They’re buying the rights for Dead Space from EA yay!!

I was an idiot when I purchased my first motorcycle, a 1998 GSX-R600. The first time I tried to accelerate quickly it whipped my head back, and the sage words of advice from the salesman rung in my ears (floaty dreamvoice) “If you ever get in trouble, just grab the clutch...” So I did, which left the engine slamming…

My thoughts were along the line of, “Am I sliding too fast to get up and start running yet?”

Wait 9000 feet up? That’s 1.7 miles, what sort of drone can even get up that far? o.O

All we need now is for Andy Reid to say, “You gotta go with the hot hand,” before benching Alex Smith for the rest of the season. KC will now go to the Super Bowl with Foles at the helm.

For some reason people occasionally dislike me splitting lanes on my motorcycle to the front of a stoplight. All traffic is stopped, I’m careful about it, it’s legal in California, and I can get to 60mph in under 3 seconds. Really don’t think I’m holding the majority of traffic back.

Why not have your individual stats contribute to your SR after a match? I understand how with heals that could be problematic, but players that contribute next to nothing would be easier to spot.

I will from now on associate all of Ndamukong Suh’s on field actions with Roadhog vocals from Overwatch.

Spare tire?

Pulled over for topping out my GSX-R600 out on a desolate section of brand new freeway. Ticketed for 98, went back and asked for traffic school at the hearing. I was so quick to plead no contest when I went up that he hadn’t looked at my file yet, and when he saw he’d just given school to someone very ineligible, he…

I play Lucio a lot, just one secondary fire blows ‘em all up, or pushes her back out of facemelty range.

Is that photo from a video game? There’s some uncanny valley shit going on there.

No ocean dwelling mammals make the list?

I solo-lowsided once over a decade ago, was wearing gear and not even scratched. This guy comes running down a nearby hill and exclaims, “Oh my God, I heard that and it sounded awful! I called 911!” I had to spend hours refusing medical service (please go be ready for someone that actually needs it) and filling out…

Saw a random stranger I was commuting with get taken out by a car merge right in front of me at freeway speeds on 101 in California. After knocking him over the car continued to change lanes and ran over his rear tire, pinning his leg beneath for a moment. Stopped behind him and pulled his bike off of him so he didn’t…

Totally agree with you, can you link us to a youtube video you think is educational so we’re not totally ignorant should we be put in an emergency situation?