Soooooooooo not pre-ordering this.

Why yes, I sure am a passenger.

Oh yeah, crank that thing.

Nope, but if they made toilets like this it’d be awesome.

Just bring a piss bottle.

The motorcyclist is a squid, ‘nuff said. No gear on a sportbike, and he uses his helmet as a weapon. They are supposed to be retired after an impact, and they’re expensive. Why would you do that.. The helmet could cost more than the window.

He would have been evaluated if he was white.

Get to the top, you win a prize.

Rider from the SF Bay Area here. Some days as many as 50% of the drivers I pass are on their phones, other days nearly everyone in the left lane sees me coming and scoots over to give me room to pass.

You’re right if he is indeed guilty.

Just have Alex Smith run the ball and get another concussion. Worked for us.

Nah, he’s just gonna sit this one out.

I guess he sat out enough practice that it’s just coming naturally now.

Probably also the drugs and alcohol.

I wonder how easy Airwolf was to pilot. Let’s have a head to head!

The real twist is that Elon just wanted to meet Amber to get closer to Johnny. Rawr.

Christian Ponder.

Bubble bubble bat.

Naked.