Well, to be fair, I think “frowning while delighted” is probably just a side effect of being English.

Everyone over 40 just tried to pinch the back of their hand right now. It’s an even sadder version of the pencil test for those under 30.

Yes, we do need to see a Yoko tweet daily.

Resting bitch face keeps you young. On one hand, it’s an ego boost when people are surprised at how old I am. But on the other hand, I’ve had to say “it’s just my face” approximately 1 million times.

Yes to Yoko; No to RiffRaff. Honestly, I still don't know who that is and I can't bring myself to care.

Reading Yoko in Tweet Beat is like reading Family Circus on the comics page, or reading your horoscope. Sometimes it makes you think of something accidentally borderline profound, and if you miss it, you’re a lesser person.

Yoko definitely needs to always be in

Yoko is like a comfort blanket at this point. If she’s not in tweet beat my whole day gets thrown off.

I need to see what Yoko is talking and thinking about daily, addiction?

Oh. my. God. Great point (and now I am super depressed.)

which would never be the case nowadays. hollywood would probably get the fanning sisters to play all the part if it was remade now.

I don’t get the point of directing that antipathy towards the woman in her early 20s who is single rather than towards the middleaged man with children and a decades-long partnership with the mother. I’m not saying Amber is not at fault too, but clearly the grievance is not evenly spread between them. She is immature.…

Even at his drunkest, Captain Jack would have gotten a damn prenup. The man was always one step ahead.

They say Gen Y and millenials are the same when I took classes on generations. But the truth is an 18 year old and myself at 31 would have little to nothing in common, not in buying patterns which is the main way they use these generational divides or otherwise.

There can be a fine line between being challenging and just being an asshole. This veered into the latter territory (and I don’t even mean the boner poke, which was just insecure and weird).

Thanks for the info. This whole ripped from Veronica Mars/Pretty Little Liars mystery better be well done.

Actually, he’s the Chief Creative Officer of Archie Comics and his two titles are Afterlife with Archie and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. (As well as Archie Meets Glee, but good God.) You can read about him:

No, it won’t. It will be lead by a great goddess born of falling-star fire and glacial waters. Whose fierce femininity and righteous power will quake the world asunder, allowing precious metals from the Earth’s core to flow freely into the stylish pocketbooks and handbags of women all over. She, the Unnamed, will…

Susan Sarandon gets paid a shit-ton of money. Ergo, she should just sit down, shut up, and accept that she gets paid significantly less than fellow male actors, so as to not offend the poors.

Of course celebrities shouldn’t be the face of real life feminism. You could have said that in 3 lines rather than writing that very long essay that essentially says nothing.