I’d share your sentiment, but unfortunately Russia is not a passive cardboard cutout in this. They also have Cold War era Baby Boomers itching to re-establish old conflicts — and they are kind of in charge with nearly all political opposition suppressed and media under their thumb.

Should tell Russia to stop launching cyber attacks against this country then. You may not want to hate Russia but you would have to decide on blissful ignorance to ignore the fact that Russia is taking steps to restart that cold war.

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Business. Many businesses depend on internet nowadays. Losing all internet for say, 2 days would make me to pack my stuff and hand in my resignation. And I’m not the only one.

I’m calling out Russia. All this bullshit hacking is just the equivalent of your neighbor blasting their music at 2am because they are thugs and cannot do anything but act like assholes. I hate Russia.

Someone call Trump - we need his 10-year old on the case. I’ve hard from the most reliable sources that he is basically the nation’s leading expert on THE CYBER. He’ll know what to do!

And Kinja commenting. You forgot Kinja commenting.

You mean the really bleak future that looks a lot like 1995, when we all listened to music from local stations on the actual radio and watched television that was being broadcast? Or we listened to music or watched movies or TV show episodes on storage media that we physically owned? Played console video games? Read…

I have been preparing since my late adolescence for THIS VERY MOMENT.

I’d widen the scope - John is most kid’s GL. My sons ate up the JL and JLU series and he just *IS* Green Lantern. They have no clue who Hal Jordan (or for that matter Barry Allen) is. Even with the horrible script, I still maintain this is why the GL movie was doomed. Anyone under 20 has no idea who Hal Jordan is.

If we’re reduced to stick figure porn, we’ll be in sad shape.

And after we’ve gotten the internet of things locked down, we need to make my oven stop playing Connor4Real songs.

That’s the spirit!

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The first thing that we need is to make sure that ‘internet of things’ devices are actually locked down properly, instead of released haphazardly into the wild.

Yes. If it occurs within our solar system? We’d be dead within minutes. If it occurs 3 billion light years away? It would take a minimum of 3 billion years, but also could take considerably longer considering the expansion of space. If it occurs, say, 50 billion light years away (thus, outside the observable…

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