It took a lot of effort to get there, but I think I understand now. Forever grateful.

How does he sleep at night, John?

Which Paul was he talking about, though, the original Paul who died in that car crash or the replacement Paul?

Ringo and Barbara Bach are still together . They are a true Beatles love story. He is a nice fella so I’ve heard too.

I agree, I’ve come across a few sightings and left them alone as well.

Chris O’Dell said in her memoir that Ringo played away first and that Maureen only went nuclear after and it was in a strange period when there was some swapping going on.(Harrison seems to have loved that shit.) I think this falls under, not cool but, apparently, condoned.

Obviously. He was free and clear outside already so why wouldn’t he take them home if the point was to keep them?

“No, it’s a Neapolitan, please try to be serious.”

Ringo is my favorite. He seems to be the most likable.

George wins the award for biggest jerk in the Beatles, after he slept with Ringo’s wife, leading to the collapse of their marriage. You have to be a pretty big asshole to sleep with your best friend’s wife.

Dear My Stepdad,

I 100% believe this was a dare and will not accept any other theory.

Burnett said that this scene got the longest continuous laugh in the history of the show.

He knew they would be stupid enough to let him get away with it when he saw their trump yard signs.

Clover Hope has seen some shit. Some of that shit involved people fucking, and people watching the fucking, commenting on the fucking, telling the people fucking that they fuck (present indefinite). I’m glad she sorted this mess out for us, frankly.

We dumb. We needz dat eksplaned.

McCartney’s been a low-key bitch since jump.

I’m thinking that’s actually when he did a bit of soul-searching and experienced deep regret that he didn’t go with the roman shades.

“I saw it in the window, and just had to have it”

That look on his face when he catches himself in the mirror is so fucking good.