“Valve isn’t a Game Studio anymore,” esrev309 declared. “It’s purely a profit-seeking company...”

I’ma go against the grain and say I’m getting tired of PC gamer outrage culture. Don’t like it? Don’t buy it. Think it gives the other team an advantage? Get good. Competitive settings will likely ban sprays.

In addition to running cyber-attack-for-hire services, Buchta and van Rooy also allegedly “trafficked payment accounts that had been stolen from unsuspecting victims in Illinois and elsewhere,”

Give them 10 years per attack. Seriously, this kiddie shit needs to stop.

Good. Fuck these guys.

Okay, this is Kotaku, you know what we need to know
1. What’s the Hz? Some 4K TVs only support 30Hz
2. What’s the ms response time?

Okay, this is Kotaku, you know what we need to know
1. What’s the Hz? Some 4K TVs only support 30Hz
2. What’s the ms…

It was either that, or construct a joke something along the lines of “Could you define what ‘ith’ ith?”

This would have been such a great splice for The Cuck.

To represent ‘the other side’ for a sec...

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

It’s reading stories like these that let me realize how lonely and sad I am again.

... you obviously haven’t really taken a look at FnaF if you have that attitude about a 4 year old.

So much here boggles my mind, I don’t even know where to begin.

It seems like something he should have considered as he was developing the game though, rather than 3 days before release where he would essentially have to remake the entire game.

If the employee has already started making the sandwich, you gotta suck it up. There is something shameful in a grown man making someone throw away food for no good reason other than he MUST HAVE PICKLES. I used to be extremely picky about what was on my sandwiches too. One time I refused to eat a burger because it…

I have a similar Subway story:

If you’re going into a Subway with high expectations, then I can only assume you’re living in some small town Midwest hell

As much fun as it is to scream at a Subway employee, it’s not their job to stock pickles, blame the store’s GM. It’s their responsibility to take inventory of things like pickles. Plus, any REAL pickle lover will know where they can get an emergency jar within 5 blocks of whatever their destination may be.

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

I absolutely love how the Trump campaign is saying that the anonymous sources providing the Apprentice sound bites are “publicity hungry” and “opportunistic.”