Eyasluna seems to be the go to handcannon right now. The “I’m so pro, bro” keyboard and mousers on the PS4 seem to be using it.

I generally offer/am offered something to drink but it’s usually tea/soda/water related because my social circle doesn’t drink all that often.

How about we just ensure people with red connections for more than 30 seconds total in a match be booted to orbit?

You talk and socialize, without the booze.

Don’t feed the trolls!

Four months in and I haven’t killed mine, yet.

I’ve evangelized enough about the Elite controller. I’m just really disappointed that neither of these two offers have the same appeal.

o.O Because that’s the whole point! The people who see the B+B combination are having their minds play tricks on them, of sorts. It’s neat, yes, but it’s still incorrect. 

At first first they seem oddly oiled but when focused upon I can see the paint. It even looks dry. But I can go back and forth however I please.

The dress is black and blue. The image of the dress is white and gold, as confirmed by fucking computers that have no bias.

I have binders full of women.

Mine is written in lipstick. It’s a pretty shade of red, really. Now excuse me while I listen to Telephone Line by ELO.

And his sidekick, LlamadoH. Seriously, how is that user ungreyed?

From everything I’ve read it sounds like Fogle walked around practically begging to talk about his pedophilia. “Hey, I’m Jared, that guy from Subway! Can I fuck your underage daughter? Hey, don’t get mad at me! Can I install cameras in her bedroom? OH COME ON, WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME?! SHEESH! EAT FRESH!”

My raid group can’t even complete normal mode without dropping two-three people almost every attempt. No way in hell they’ll ever succeed in HM without a carry. /sigh

Is your oven telling you to Fuck Off?

I haven’t bought one, yet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

I know, right? Redeem was totally robbed!

I flagged this comment - for being AWESOME.

I’m not saying he’s smart, either. I’m respectfully saying he isn’t a total moron but he is a total asshole. Way to read between the lines, Locomotive Jones.