Well, the guy is homeschooled but socializing with a non-homeschooled kid? Plus, why would in the name of H. R. Pufnstuf would this homeschooled guy, who is essentially calling his crush a slutty whore, be on Kotaku asking Dr.Nerdlove for advice? He doesn’t sound like he’s freed from whatever religious shackles and…

The first letter smells fake-ish. Anyone else get that impression?

“Justi-aarrahagahhh!” Yeah, that’s right Pharah. I don’t play nice.

I sent Dva’s ult into a packed team currently being sucked into Zarya’s void. Until friendly Mei’s icewall went between my hurdling mech explosion of doom and the enemy team.

GOOD GOD, when you pick Reinhardt because your team thought two junkrats, a mei, a fucking McCree, and a Widow will take the objective all on their own... and no one supports you as a tank, they don’t get behind your shield, and never ever try to stop the Tracers or Genji from back stabbing you every time you spawn…

That’s fine, Fahey! Nothing wrong with being a scrub? What’s your BNET/PSN/XBLIVE account? So I can avo... er, congratulate you. /avoidavoidavoidavoid

I’m already shopping on Amazon, I’m too lazy for this.

I’m already shopping on Amazon, I’m too lazy for this.

At least you recognize your crank-ness. :3

I’m afraid I won’t be able to play competitive because I won’t be able to hide my bafflement at the Widowmaker who refuses to cap a point in a clutch OVERTIME moment when its vacant by absolutely everyone.

It’s theft in the U.S. but not if its done in China?

It does, every time. But nice hardware can withstand a plethora of wipes and restores.

Vista, with its changes to the sound architecture and yuuuuge driver changes was such a nightmare. Vendors didn’t update their drivers so peripherals soundcards, printers, graphics cards, oh mai the headaches. I’m glad you managed to survive that unscathed!

Vista went over better than 10 for you? That’s a wow factor.

Then log in with a local user account and don’t use any apps from the app store...?

I’m using Office 2013 with Windows 10 as we speak. Literally, right now. Why you tell lies, Willis?

I think Hunk’s comment was satire. :/

This issue is, why do people love 7 now even though that upgrade didn’t go entirely swimmingly well for everyone, either?

I just want my triple A DX12 games to be released. Battlefield 1 may be my first DX12 game purchase. But then again, it’s on PC and dealing with cheaters is so fucking exhausting... sigh, so I may pick it up on consoles.

Come on, let’s be honest here. ;) You hate having to learn something new and disguise this behind “pfft, stupid clever design my ass.”

I haven’t changed my mobo lately but every time I do I’ve had to get on the automated phone system and say this license has only been used on one computer to get it to activate.