You have no idea how dentists who want to "fix" or find things to charge for can make visiting a dentist a non-starter. I get free quarterly cleanings as part of my dental package but refuse to use them because every damn time it's "x-rays, let's touch up this, here's an appointment for that" yada yada. No, don't…

Yes, the customization is only shown during the lobby. In game you're all running around with a skullcap and a t-shirt. /spit

Indeed. Though remarkably the top people usually have particular.. tactics.. that are best not going up against.

You mean "great, content that only shows up while standing around in the lobby and never ever gets seen in game."

Aww :( I always come off too strong. My settings must be on Ultra or something.

OH OH, I just recently purchased an XB1 so I can finally join the shit talking and say something other than how my PC beats the shit out of all the red-headed console step children.

My favorite is "Trying is the first step towards failure."

Little Ryan, age 7, said the same thing - just a little more succinct.

Or, he didn't want a 'drugged and raped' fantasy kit, he had to have the raw steak, the real deal, and even knowing it was partially fake and he couldn't get it up.

It's so fucking odd, how the mind works. Cosby had the money and fame to have all the Jell-O pudding cups he wanted. But only the cups that were drugged and unconscious earned the interest of his spoon. It had to be unconscious women.

Lazarus Pit. The end-all-to-beat-all rejuvenations.

Most people on the web are idiots. Trust me, I've seen the shit people post on the web. They're dumb.

Pfft, I reject this video and substitute my own hypothesis!

I think it takes really shitty parenting to allow a Brian to grow. So by not being a shitty parent, you shouldn't have to worry.

Also, I believe we sense light through more than just our eyes, so there's that.

Ugh, my Phillips is one of the base ones and there is no option to shut off the alarm part. I just want the light!

I'm going to have to keep an eye out. My game HDD (1TB) is actually darn near full. But it's a WD Black, can't get mad at that!

So, Albert, have you told Magary how you felt about his use of his children in the Thanksgiving list article, the other day?

Are there many internal HDD discounts? I can't remember.

I can't forget my butt. It keeps having lengthy monologues.