My favorite is "Trying is the first step towards failure."

Little Ryan, age 7, said the same thing - just a little more succinct.

Or, he didn't want a 'drugged and raped' fantasy kit, he had to have the raw steak, the real deal, and even knowing it was partially fake and he couldn't get it up.

It's so fucking odd, how the mind works. Cosby had the money and fame to have all the Jell-O pudding cups he wanted. But only the cups that were drugged and unconscious earned the interest of his spoon. It had to be unconscious women.

Lazarus Pit. The end-all-to-beat-all rejuvenations.

Most people on the web are idiots. Trust me, I've seen the shit people post on the web. They're dumb.

Pfft, I reject this video and substitute my own hypothesis!

I think it takes really shitty parenting to allow a Brian to grow. So by not being a shitty parent, you shouldn't have to worry.

Also, I believe we sense light through more than just our eyes, so there's that.

Ugh, my Phillips is one of the base ones and there is no option to shut off the alarm part. I just want the light!

I'm going to have to keep an eye out. My game HDD (1TB) is actually darn near full. But it's a WD Black, can't get mad at that!

So, Albert, have you told Magary how you felt about his use of his children in the Thanksgiving list article, the other day?

Are there many internal HDD discounts? I can't remember.

I can't forget my butt. It keeps having lengthy monologues.

I'll name my child Abbadon. It's called foreshadowing because any child of mine would live up to the name.

A lot of narcissists will tell you of their plan, publically, and then go ahead with it and say "hey, it wasn't me, I'd never do that."

I scooped up on that deal! Sadly, I bought an SD when I needed a Micro SD. /whoomp whoomp

I scooped up on that deal! Sadly, I bought an SD when I needed a Micro SD. /whoomp whoomp

And yet, here we are as a society. /shruggy

I'm sorry, I see more proof that dolphins are just as bad as humanity (for the lulz) than I do about their innocence.

I've been playing a lot of BL TPS and I can't read any of these comments without it being in an Australian accent. Most of the time it's Janey's accent.