And yet, here we are as a society. /shruggy

I'm sorry, I see more proof that dolphins are just as bad as humanity (for the lulz) than I do about their innocence.

I've been playing a lot of BL TPS and I can't read any of these comments without it being in an Australian accent. Most of the time it's Janey's accent.

Do you specifically mean animals or would any mammal do, such as the dolphin? They kill for sport. Also, cats. Cats are little assassins, killing because they can. Wolves have been known to kill prey animals and just walk away, too.

November 14 2014: Jezebel discovers the ass

Well, I just ate.. but if you really want one:

There was no #3 in this article. Did you subliminally hallucinate it, so that your narrative makes sense?

If you wanted to walk around with a shirt of guys with fabulous naked abs, no one, including men, would bitch about it. :)

They both can be considered questionable fashion/accessory choices, depending your take of things. Some people find nose rings despicable and summarily judge others harshly for their choices, as assholes often do.

Want an honest answer or something agreeing and pleasing?

I think the "mi lady" was a parody tweet.

Thank you, cassiebearRAWR. I was afraid to point this out.

Hm, if there ever was a first world problem...

That's probably the best way to handle life, not just birthing issues.

Ctrl+F, don't find any reference to dolphin birthing, ponders making joke...

I managed to pick up the COD edition (1 TB HDD) of the Xbox 1 thanks to this with a $150+ discount, so thanks for the heads up!

I managed to pick up the COD edition (1 TB HDD) of the Xbox 1 thanks to this with a $150+ discount, so thanks for…

This is the most hyphy COD yet. There is no penalty what so ever from running and jumping around like a jackass on a meth and crack bender. It is the most runniest and gunniest COD to come down the pipeline. No claymore, betties, or any sort of trap to punish the 12 year old suffering from severe ADD who still bitches…

GOD, who wants to touch someone else's hair, let alone a stranger's?! Blah, fuck that.

Kotaku Horde: "HAHAHA STUPID CALL OF DUTY! IT OFFENDS MINE SENSE! I WOULDN'T PLAY THAT GAME IF MY BALLS WERE ON FIRE!"

Name a single game you play - that way I can find two dew-swilling dudebros who play the game and ruin gaming for you, FOR EVER (ver-ver-ver-ver)!