This is too hilarious.

Yes, it currently doesn't work for Borderlands and it's making me itch trying to find one. I shouldn't have waited this long, I know, but I'm trying to break the nasty pre-order cycle we're currently in. And I don't want to pay actual full retail price because that's for consoles! /stressed

I'm looking for a Borderlands Prequel discount and I've found one over at 2games.com.

Oh how ironically in my house hold it is the opposite. She wants to watch sports while I'm bored to death staring over the back of the couch.

Drew, you sound kinda upset and butt-hurt over St. Louis? Are you, ya'know, jealous?

AH, the X510s require Dolby Digital Live and my connection only spits out DTS. And I don't want to buy a separate sound card for that. So, that battleship has been sunk!

True, but TBeach is all like "hey, we ain't promising it'll work. So, good luck with that!"

15 year old kid knew he was spending real money, thought to himself "I'll just claim I didn't know it was real money and they'll refund the money back while I keep the sweet digital goods!"

If only they had a better PC selection. I wouldn't mind a Z Seven refurb.

I've had mini-strokes when someone hangs a right on red without stopping and in the process forces me to stomp the brakes. I hate that the most, over all other traffic infractions.

First all, the clinic fucked up and gave her sperm she didn't ask for. They deserve to be sued to high hell for that alone. If she had received sperm from a brown-eyed blonde male and received sperm from a green-eyed brunette male, she has every right to sue. That's not what she paid for. There is no "well if she's…

It's not cheating, you doofus! If it were, Bungie would be banning accounts that farmed there! Oh Jesus, you're really this stupid, aren't you? The worst argument you've seen in a long time has to be your own as you typed it!

It wasn't a case of "surprise I have a kryptonite bullet aimed at your chest, Supes!" Superman expected it to be a normal lead bullet, ergo he didn't need to dodge, catch, deflect, or vaporize it. When that trigger was pulled he expected it to bounce off his chest and when it dug in, then it became an "oh shit, what…

You probably already do; your tone is very narcissistic and shallow. And your logic is faulty and short sighted.

What you meant to say is, "I wish people would play a game that way I want them to play it! To hell with what they want!"

In JLA: Tower of Babel / Justice League: Doom, Batman's contingency plan to have Superman killed work(s)ed. I take it as an official win, even if it wasn't Batman himself actually doing it; it was his plan.

Does anyone have a good suggestion for modding Windows 8 to function like the XB1?

This is the internet, it's like Sparta, but with more kicking and yelling.

Well, you're cheering on COTD for a generalization about stoners that doesn't always hold up. I just assumed you were stereotyping stoners. :)

Don't know many stoners, do ya? ;)