Don't know many stoners, do ya? ;)

"bitch, I'm for real!"

Would it be too much to ask to also stop calling any part of the human anatomy as "private" or somehow more special or taboo?

I'm glad I included that then! :D

We talking about Steam or Windows 8?

People need to be careful what they include in stuff they write online.

I thought that was a Gawker rule.

Do you get mad because you had to buy seat belts for your car? Or air bags?

Zing!

It's hard, sometimes, when "on the nets" you become known as X. You did it for anonymity. Eventually, you get so comfortable with it that it may very well be a nickname for you in real life. Mine had, for the record. And no, not the one you read attached to this comment, now.

Flight costs are weird. If I want to fly to A, it'll cost X and I have to have a lay over in C.

I.. don't.. uh.. you mean "unnecessary capitalization is a tool for idiots to impress other idiots?"

Oh the irony.

I have no problem with this. Can I get one state side, please? :) /takemymoney

I can play YouTube videos without a G+ account...?

I find the grey market irksome because some people will not be able to get their hands on a normal priced version of the phone for a while. It's real demand but artificially constrained 'cuz some jag-off wants to create scarcity to profit off of it.

And yet here you are, doing just that.

I poke myself dail.. er, I mean.. huh?

Is your comment a douche-bag inception?

Well, in the Gates Versus Jobs ERB, (SPOILERS) Linux does kill it in the end... and Android is Linux, ergo it is an ERB Windows Phone vs iPhone vs Android. ;)