I'm definitely a technology-conscious prick. I may be insufferable, but at least I have substance!

Normally I don't like responding with memes, but in your case:

How is Home Depot hurt in all this? Perhaps a lawsuit? They'll survive that. In fact, the money they saved from not upgrading their security probably is more than they'll lose in a class action lawsuit. So "hitting them in their pocketbook" won't work as punishment.

How's the Rift when it comes to sound? Do you wear your own headphones with it?

My highest was $5.99(?) for Tasker on Android. Now I see it's down to $3. Very worth it, though!

I was going to insert some lame joke about how that's impossible since a 3.5" phone is the perfect size and how Apple understands that but.. meh.

Why was he relieved you didn't want a 6 plus? Was a stock issue? They didn't have enough of them? Or was it some sort of size-ist snobbery or something?

Actually, everybody doesn't win. You know, the people who wait in line as well but cannot purchase said device because the black market buys out the stock and then artificially inflates the demand? And the only people who can afford the new iPhone are people who feel they're too good (well off) to wait in line, in the…

And it'll be a glorious commercial. ;)

I just take it if we use more ass and less vag, the odds of pregnancy go down. /amidoingitrite?

Sadly, he did it in the house.

Is iOS really behind the curve, now?

"iPhone" "revolutionary" site:gizmodo.com

Mine just auto-typed "I can be used to be a good time."

Actually, most Apple articles now have more comments that say what you just did than actual fandroiding. Mostly because you literally say some variation of the same thing, each time. ;)

And yet you fired the first shot in what is essentially already devolved into a phone flame war. Interesting, do tell about how moronic it is. ;)

I thought Suckr was Facebook's iOS/Android app?

/transformer sound and in the voice of Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime):

:(

I had a dog that would eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. It only took one season of cleaning up silvery turds to stop that tradition.