You should move from bystander to outrage. I assure you, if you were Wizards, you'd be sending a righteous fireball up Hex's ass for being lazy copycats.

I wasn't throwing insults around, at least with malicious intent. I'm seriously wondering if there is something different about you?

If you aren't under the impression that HEX was ripping off MTG, you seriously either need glasses or have some sort of genetic defect / brain damage.

As a long long looooong time player of MTG, Hex does appear to be a MTG clone. It even looks like a rip-off of Duels of the Planeswalker for Xbox 360. MTG:

I do download portable AV to a flashdrive and run them separately but that's a passive solution, scrubbing things after the fact.

You're right. He should have kept his desires a secret from his girlfriend and got his fuck on, on the side. Right?

Well, I've known women who can get off without touching themselves. And I know nocturnal emissions aren't strictly a male function.

Patriarchy, which exists, demeans the males of society for not being the "dogs" they are supposed to be. Failure to do so is a blow to ones machismo. Essentially "real men" have sex while juvenile weaklings masturbate at home. It is an emasculating trait, perpetuated by the bros of the world.

Tissue? Here is a tip: Cotton t-shirts work best. Just remember to launder them frequently.

It wasn't threadjacking, overopinionated. Unless you're saying Dandank's original comment is a threadjack? And since he is the original poster of this particular thread, whom did he jack it from?

I was pointing out to TheDanslator that there is a stigma surrounding guys masturbating, because he implied there wasn't. It had nothing to do with taking away from the main article or trying to "make it about da menz". I'm not even addressing the app.

I didn't say you were living in a fantasy world. Please don't think it was an aggressive statement. I'm just curious what media you tune into. I get a very different signal from society.

What world are you from? It sounds interesting.

Well, isn't that odd. If a guy masturbates it is linked to sadness because he's not getting with a woman. And if a guy has a sex toy, oh wow the world points and laughs.. and laughs.. and laughs. How is that not a stigma/taboo? Hairy Palms and jokes about "sex rags" are common tropes for women/men to hurl at other…

That's so sad. ;( /sincere

Actually, I've started judging people (re: guys) who spout off racist and homosexual comments. I know you're frustrated and the "meanest" word they can come up with is FAGGOT but it's just a hallmark of a tiny mind. If they were one of my friends I'll try to point out to them how stupid it is. If they don't listen,…

The issue is the social contract hasn't caught up to the internet. Or, technology is advancing more rapidly than we can behaviorally adapt.

Schpoo, you only play rough because you're hiding from consequences of playing rough. ;)

Kinja does have an informal tribunal if you look at Jezebel. Plenty of comments get ghosted over there quite regularly, simply because a handful of commentators run to the feedback email system like Olympiads on steroids.

"Whaaa, that reminds me of my Nana! BAD COPS!"