Ugh, but Two Broke Girls is so so so bad; it taints her for me!

I have complicated feelings about the Scouts, since I was kicked out of the homophobic Boy Scouts when I was younger, for being an atheist. Luckily, I'm able to take the fond memories & displace them onto the not-terrible Girl Scouts.

So what you are saying is, domestic terrorism.

Not a single "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe" reference? Are there no Marx Brothers fans in the house tonight?

This transcript is all wrong. She wasn't mumbling madly & ignorantly about Syria, she was just trying to get her phone to work so she could look up facts & numbers on Wikipedia! She was saying "Siri!"

"Just following orders" is usually a pretty crappy excuse...

These guy's responses made me...pretty mad to read.

If this piece of crud really thinks this is the baby holocaust, HOW DARE HE SIT IDLY BY. But of course, he doesn't really think this is the baby holocaust. He just likes to pretend it is. Which is...pretty messed up, dude.

I've said before that part of my "game" when I was single was the radical idea that the women people thought of as pure, virginal good girls were in fact PEOPLE who had multiple facets to their personality. So yeah, my "pick up artist" trick is "you know, if you go ahead & assume that someone is a person, you've…

Frankly, I don't care WHY you fire the guy— because it was the right thing to do or because people knew it was the right thing to do & you did the right thing because they told you or WHATEVER— so long as, when it is said & done, you DO the right thing.

Man people love to say "I'm not racist, I'm just pro-...." American, white, pick your poison.

Jadis, the White Witch of Narnia?

The Homestuck one consistantly cracks me up.

These people aren't religious. They are LARPers. This is all their big "we rich, straight, white, Christians are persecuted but Jesus is going to rescue us, riding a dinosaur & shooting an AR-15 from Wal-Mart" live action roleplaying campaign. It is pretend.

Duh, if you make out first, she clearly wanted it.

We put a temporary tattoo of a mustache on a baby's arm once. SHE MELTED DOWN. She did not like it, Sam I Am.

Wait, D&D doesn't mean Dungeons & Dragons? What does it mean?

Also I really liked Lindhome in Much Ado.

Oh fun, I like the two of them. They were on TableTop & they were fun on there, too.