The US’ premier motorcycle brand, which is going through convulsions due to economic policies plus massive changes in its customer base and business strategy, is worthy of coverage.

I tell you what, if a high school principal asked my teenage daughter to unzip her zipped jacket so he could see what she was wearing, he and the district would have been slapped with a lawsuit so fast and hard their teeth would have flown out of their heads. Asking a teenage girl to unzip her jacket? What a fucking…

I looked up the principal and he looks exactly like you’d expect him to look. Pulling girls out of class because you want to confirm they aren’t wearing something slutty under their zipped jacket is so insane I can’t even comment. However, I will point out that this administration could have saved themselves so much…

This says he consented to a search, although, I would argue that he probably consented because the implication was that he would be taken in and booked (or much worse) if he didn’t. At this point in this country, based on the way practically every police officer responds to anyone (especially a POC) refusing to…

“Titties cause sin” - Hebezekiel 4:20

In America, speedos are generally considered the stereotypical European men's swim suits.

I think its 20 hrs relative to size. That case is actually massive and if other companies give better battery life for a smaller case, it makes some sense to point it out.

It’s kind of amazing how a bunch of people who just barely stop short of fucking the constitution will quickly dispense with those protections for anyone they don’t like.

Bill Gates is rich enough to found his own peace prize. With blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the prize.

Look, Mrs. K isn’t going to like seeing “OnlyFans” on our credit card statement but if she asks, “Killa’, what’s Twitch?” she’ll only be upset that I’m paying to watch people play video games.

There’s a shit ton of stuff on Twitch that has nothing to do with being related to gaming. It stopped being a purely gaming-related space a looong, long time ago.

In fact, they are specifically taking advantage of one of the changes to Twitch’s dress code policies from just over a year ago (posted April 2020)

Call me crazy, but I would, through tools and/or by hand, put channels in different buckets based on their content and the profile of their viewers and then have people who buy advertisement space on Twitch chose in what bucket / combination of buckets they want their ads to go.

Sure if you’re a zombie, but at some point you sleep, this is the time I take put my devices on the their respective charger if need be. Otherwise my Power Beats are housed in the charging case anyway.

How many more of these need to happen before people get it through their skulls that they need need need NEED backups and replications and to regularly train and understand how to restore quickly? Ransomware is easily defeated by backup restores in most cases.

I didn’t feel ill when trying my first Impossible, but it was really really weird how meatlike it was. Like, my breath smelled like meat, and it was a strange experience. But it was good! I eat an Impossible once or twice a month now, for the iron. Now I don’t have to take supplements. Win!

The company that I work at sends out a phishing-style email once every few months. Clicking on the link results in a failure, and you are alerted to as such, and what to do in the future. Using an Outlook tool to mark it as potentiality phishing brings up a popup telling you that it was a test, and you passed. We are…

As someone in the tech industry I can tell you that backup processes, if they exist at all, are usually imperfect, out of date, and rarely tested. Backup tools, processes, and storage are all expensive things that don’t get funded by the company since it’s a cost center that you might not need.

Not an encryption expert but if Colonial had back ups that they reverted to, why did they even need the decryption? Is it that the back ups were way older than they should have been or something? 

Fuck this let adults do what they want to their bodies. And bring back flavored smokes as well, because if cotton candy vodka exists why not izmir stingers from camel? This is just going to criminalize something new so more people can get in trouble with the authorities.

Everyone who started smoking Newports because they got tired of handing out cigarettes to people bumming them are going to be pissssssssst.