room temp fruit pies: seconded. 

I’m pretty sure the pumpkin came from a can, but apples do store surprisingly well.

How dare you try to insert reason and subtlety into this.

What?!  There’s no sharing!?!

I mean, both of those could have came from California almost year round so I wouldn’t go as far as yelling about China.

Some farmer’s markets actually inspect prospective vendors before giving them permits to sell.  It does require people doing their homework, though

The Southern hemisphere also has seasons.

Cheese.

“This shit goes down all the time at the farmer’s market too.”

I think that’s what a lot of people miss about comedy. Many times the jokes are about trying to lighten up a shitty situation. 

Just some background for you, as he explains in the special, he didn’t know her before she came to his show. After the show he went up to the bar and Daphne approached him and he thought she was going to seriously let him have it for his material. But she actually said she thought it was hysterical, and she thanked…

She’s clearly being evicted for serially missing and late rent payments.

I thought you meant blind baking but NO! Even smarter... However I am concerned that if you have many the temp may drop a lot. Preheating to slightly hotter might be on.

Thanks for the link. The most shocking thing to me is that King George V’s doctor euthanized him so that the announcement could be made in the morning papers and not the “less appropriate” evening journals! (And also to end his suffering, I suppose.)

When the Queen mother died someone was criticized for wearing a maroon tie when announcing it.

10 years ago we had games like World of Warcraft and Everquest, and no one seemed to mind those.  What enraged people were games having always online requirements which otherwise didn’t need to be online.

I do remember that.

This would be a little like complaining that Netflix* has an always online requirement.

*I appreciate that Netflix allows offline viewing in some cases, but the general point is that you expect to be online to stream content, right?

1080p with no games.

Remember ten years ago when people were absolutely enraged that a game might have an “always online” requirement?