The most cherries any individual has ordered at once from me was 4, and that definitely raised an eyebrow. Whoever served this guy was probably keeping an eye on him. Coke with 8 cherries? There’s nearly guaranteed fuckery about to happen.

Oh what a fucking twat.

He skipped on child support even after getting it reduced from $100 to $14 dollars. While on the run he had a business that he eventually sold for 2 million dollars. Still no payment of child support. That’s why the FBI wanted him.

Something tells me this criminal mastermind was trying to blackmail some living funds out of the bar.

I don’t understand that you would pick a number (out of thin air?) “$15M” (the exact amount he offered) when you could have said literally any other number and gotten your supposed point across better than you did. Seems like you’re just back pedaling now.

Hmmm... You didn’t seem to use the whole quote. I’ll put it here for your convenience:

The reading comprehension ability in this comment section makes me die a little inside...

I get what your saying and I know he doesn’t want to deal with it anymore, but he seems like a man of principal and frankly, $3 million is $3 million. Plus, you know how many lawyers and firms there are in this country that would take his case on a win or don’t pay basis just to get a large chuck of even a sizable…

The man went through litigation hell and you make a juke out of it?

And what if you and your fam were being held hostage and instead of showing up ready to save your life, they just showed up to knock on the door and ask how things are going? You’d be outraged about that too. Every situation has to be treated as if it’s the truth until proven otherwise or else there will be public…

I like some of your points, but you might be focusing on the wrong type of gun. Rifles, including the AR style that you advocate for destroying are responsible for a much smaller number of deaths that the handguns that you’re ok with people owning.

And they’re wrong on it being illegal.

Entirely, utterly, incorrect.

Devil’s advocate: If this kid was a far right white supremacist, why did he shoot up a high school full of white kids? Same thing with the Vegas shooter. People labelled him right wing, but he was murdering white country music fans. It’s just not logical. With the exception of the Charlestown, SC shootings, which was…

Screw 911, just take the case to reddit and they can probably track the asshole within a week. THEN call the cops.

Every time my boyfriend trims his beard back I tell him I don’t like his new face.

Your opinion is wrong! Both of your opinions are wrong!

If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Some of us always wanted to be a lumberjack. You know. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood. The larch. The fir. The mighty scots pine! Just sleep all night, and work all day.

I have that, and it’s called “Being a douchebag at everyone you meet”, problem solved.