@mruler360: And don't shoot your eye out!

@Curare: listen to your IT. If you get audited/Subpoena you will HAVE to give them all the emails you decided to save.

@bingbingma: I said a colt 45, two zig zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the bar after show, smoke that tumble weed. As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singin them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, making hits from here to Hong Kong.

@Dancing Milkcarton: Miss you John Candy.

@tfires: Didn't she loose her dog after that?

@mricyfire: Did you know? If you have a frog and put it in boiling water it tries to jump out of the pot of boiling water, BUT if you put the frog in the water THEN boil it the frog just lays their and dies...

@Weakskills:

@Al Iguana: If I'm going to jail for a "very long time" its going to be fore something that I did like... kill the officer that was trying to enforce fascist laws. I would be cool going to jail for something that I feel I did wrong.

@PoopShovel: Don't get framed... Don't look suspisious... Don't be black in certain parts of the US....

@Glaiel-Gamer: "I'm not opposed to copyright law. Everyone needs to make a living. But Samuel Beckett, whose Waiting for Godot would have been up for public domain grabs over the weekend, doesn't need to make a living—because he's been dead for 30 years. " FTA... so I where am I missing the anti-copyright sentiment?

@Bouzi: Go Habs Go!: you mean "I rest my case...no wait... I mean Case Closed"

@slevine001: And what if their competitors are doing it also? Kinda like how our phone services are now?

@her0_0f_time: No, i think you had it right the first time.

@mattjumbo: sooooo, where does being a "white boy" play into this?

@ndonahue: Don't they have body guards for that?

@BOSS: What is your idea of "normal"?

@Moonshadow Kati: way too high man!

Cops suck, they are corrupt pieces of shit.

@Ban_The_Torpedoes: Your right. Facebook is gay and the commenter's from it should be banned.

@dannkherb: Is that a coke watch?!?!