@GasGuzzler: I am just going to show up to the airport in a tie and underwear, decline the scanner and then during the pat down I will be thinking of the hottest shit I can to pop a giant boner so everyone is just as uncomfortable as I am. Also trying to smack the TSA agent with my fully erect boner should offer some…

@isthatspam: Or you are... either way I am not getting on a plane.

They all went through the TSA body scanning procedure before they could meet and make this retarded statement right?

@CaptMorgan74: Can I come work for you?

@xeebot: I will be moving that way if so...

@mista_slicksta: How do you eliminate corrosion on your nutrient mister with the Aeroponic system?

@AndStuff: And one guy with a long range 30'6. He would be my favorite.

@Jerm Deeks: Yeah, he arrested the dangerous criminal with the bubble gun.

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@Mopster:

?Not this?

@WHAMMY: It's a peach... prude.

@Mopster: Or "Hey apple why whine about all that sand in your vagina? There's a pap for that. "

@Jack Sampson: DAMN YOU!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

I wish some wise ass gynecologist would trade mark: "There's a pap for that" LOL.

@SexCpotatoes: Or tell the government who WE ARE SUPPOSED TO CONTROL to FUCK OFF.

@spaceme: Corruption?

@lazaruspryor: you have shitty logic.

"He recommended against doing it yourself, though, unless you're ready to reformat your iPhone on a regular basis just to turn it back into a phone."

@zekedawg00: Zekedawg00 for office 2010!