so Cuberty if you will

Armored car, but not for the reasons you think.

-Premium gas providing any benefit in engines not designed for it.

“Lots of work done 3,000-4,000 miles ago”

PIATA - Panther is always the answer.

So the dude asks about an “American (car) Dream” and your suggestions are:

Surprised it wasn’t a 5MT ZJ holy grail. 

I’m SHOCKED David didn't say Wagoneer.

I love the 05-07 Ford Five Hundred, or better yet the 08-09 Taurus and Mercury Sable. Soooo roomy. Better than a Panther in many ways.

This car, but I worship at the Church of the 3800 V-6.

Success!

People who destroy holy grail Jeeps are the human equivalent of those little Fake Plastic Trees you see in stores. They always Creep me out. It’s No Surprises their Videotape get clicks, but it’s always a Let Down to see them destroying something rare. 

I’m generally unimpressed with people who destroy working vehicles for funsies, regardless of rarity. 

I don't trash Jeeps, I rescue them from death row.

His incisive observations cut right to the bone.

Red does hide juice stains

I’m glad that you decided to take a stab at it.

I wish it wasn’t, but it is an NP. Sadly.

The answer is Suzuki Kizashi, right?