Kinda looks like somebody described a Lambo Urus and a Citreon badge over the phone to a relatively talented designer if I’m being honest. 

Bet its already out of season...

Your point is valid about luxury feel, but when it comes time to repair said Volkswagen, you’ll wish you had the Mazda, or Hyundai/Kia.

I have 2 instances where I learned this sad lesson. The first was after 6 month stint in the sandbox. I had left my Dakota sitting in the deployment lot the whole time. When I got back into it, I went to drive it around and free up the brakes when the pedal went to the floor. Had the parking brake cable not held, it…

Kaiser Woodhelm?

Really? I thought it was more of a Woody Harrelson...

I’m still working out a name for this one.

I’m a little unclear on this story. Were the parents onboard the plane? If, so....

Thus far, they don’t seem to be living up to either Stellar or Praying Mantis. It is working thus far as a diarrhea medication though...

So, where does the passenger airbag go? I’m not sure I want 5 feet of throat level glass sitting in front of me with the potential of an explosive projectile behind it. 

or save a lot of money and buy an OJ Bronco...

I think you will find that the correct answer is always Grand Wagoneer:

Reminds me of two specific moments in my mechanic career:

so the Aygo now has a Napoleon complex?

I would argue that GM should try to revive this nameplate. Every other revival so far has ruined the reputation of the original. This would be a good test to see if GM can improve a poor showing, or somehow even further damage an already disastrous nameplate. 

Was this truck spotted anywhere near DC around the 6th of January? possibly driven by a man wearing a not insiginificant portion of a buffalo?

It was as traumatic as trying to view a slide show on here. 

Damn. Canyonero and Grand Canyonero would have been absolutely perfect. 

unrelated, but similar. Does anyone else hate Kia’s new font/logo?